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clikit!remember, I am your ultimate way to eliteteam heaven. and PJ, if I am taken off privileges in eliteteam, I will rip your hide off.
oh, and here is your new map.
OH, and If this message is edited again, I will kill every moderator. so can it andrew, or alex! or even pj...
this is the maps current way:
81 comments:
Quetzalcoatl says:
We Aztecs take the great Orion Nebula, and you romans can have the horse head nebula. You DO like your horses, right? (hahaha so funny)
I propose, fellow future Aztecs, that we take the nearest great star, the n Ori, to the right of the orion nebulae. but to reach it we capture those small stars HD38134 and HD36058. they are on the way to n ori.
I also fortify our only direct connection to the horseheads. No easy wins there!
so we now have a connection with the main routes between Alnilam, Mintaka and n Ori, us owning n Ori. the march to the horsehead capital begins!
here are the possible Aztecs name, also. just so its easier than searching for them.
Serpent gods
* Chicomecoatl
* Cihuacoatl
* Coatlicue
* Mixcoatl
* Quetzalcoatl
* Xiuhcoatl
actually these are only the serpent gods. the other list is toooooooo looooooong...
Oh dear Nic, it seems you made a mistake in your post, let me correct it for you.
I have led the Romans to Victory!
As you can see, there are no Aztecs to deal with, we have won. WE now rule the entire Galaxy as well as the ancient world.
We shall now hold a celebration! For Nic is unable to call upon any knowledge of history, and thus unaware of Rome's enemies.
By the way, the Aztecs fell under the Spanish, who the Romans conquored. OWNED
I have redone the post, five seconds after you ruined it. do it again and let all know thgat you are a coward to try seeing me face to face
BESIDES, remember that every action could changer the worlds history. how do you know our history is the correct one? hmm? maybe in the correct univerese, the 20thousand aztecs actually beat the 200 spanish. possible in EVERY OTHER UNIVERSE. owned.
I was just trying to edit your mistake, really.
Romans control everything else since the Aztecs lost last time, I propose we crush the Aztecs on the orion nebula with force their God's cannot even comprehend, whiuch of course is only a lift of my finger away.
Anti matter weapons to power, open fire on the Orion nebula, anihalate it!
so if your done deleting my messages, or editing them as a coward, then actually try beating the map!!!!!
STOP STALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh, so you use antimatter, in such a weak form.
I detonate antimatter using the heavienst matter know in the universe. I focus the energy to deflect your beams right back at you.
you have a wave of energy like 488684 supernovas and beams of it at your door!
I am done, and you are done, the Orion nebula and all of its inhabitants have now been reduced to photons, like I said, the Romans control the entire Galaxy except the Orion nebula, which no longer exists, so it doesn't matter.
You know nothing of antimatter, Nic, you cannot focus the energy, and the Orion nebula does not have any heavy matter, just hydrogen, and a few slightly larger elements, but nothing heavier than iron.
By the way, the Orion Nebula no longer exitsts, there fore you do not have any matter, or antimatter, for that.
what??? the energy was focused in your direction! and no, you havnt even lifted a hand to try taking the nerby stars. comeon, ceasar. play the game!
I now have a blockade incredibly strong blocking your beams and fleets.
I move foward,taking the Mintaka, a star almost directly connected to you. while in your fancies that you control a fake empire, I am moving powerfully armies of photon warriors closer to your base!!!!
http://img329.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mewining1iq4.jpg
that is the pic of my forces and your forces. as you can see, i am CLOSE.
all the tiny stars connected to my path of conquest are mine too. soooo, I have a lot of systems making me photon warriors and silicon knights. not to mention tritanium warships, equipped with antimatter and ionizer bombs.
Didn't you read my post?
"Anti matter weapons to power, open fire on the Orion nebula, anihalate it!"
I already made the order, And We captured all the stars in the Galaxy while you were away, didn't you get the memo?
Blogger P.J. said...
You know nothing of antimatter, Nic, you cannot focus the energy, and the Orion nebula does not have any heavy matter, just hydrogen, and a few slightly larger elements, but nothing heavier than iron.
Apr 27, 2008 6:58:00 PM
1)I focus it by bending the fabric of space. duh!
2) I think that there are planets there that have heavy matter, dont you??? supernovas exsist there, too. or are you a disbeliever of earth like planets in the cosmos????
Blogger P.J. said...
Didn't you read my post?
"Anti matter weapons to power, open fire on the Orion nebula, anihalate it!"
I already made the order, And We captured all the stars in the Galaxy while you were away, didn't you get the memo?
Apr 27, 2008 7:07:00 PM
if it worked like that, I would have done that from the beggining. stop trying to win it quick, and PLAY!!!! there is such a thing as a turn based game, and such a thing as time.
You started on the orion nebula, which is a ball of gas in the middle of space, there are no planets, just remains from a star which exploded, and cannot have any elements heavier than Iron.
wow, we have the technology to make antimatter at such big rate, and warships, and we cant seem to make gravity wells to make stars and new elements??!?
you astound me.
Very well, I will play, but under the condition that you reset the map, and the Aztecs surrender for all purposes except these games, which we will be perfectly fair to you in, You shall be the noble gladiators, the most respected and loved ones, but that is as far as it will go.
Do we have a deal>
even on todays tech we are making all those weird heavy elements like ununhexium or unununium (depending which table you look at)
Blogger P.J. said...
Very well, I will play, but under the condition that you reset the map, and the Aztecs surrender for all purposes except these games, which we will be perfectly fair to you in, You shall be the noble gladiators, the most respected and loved ones, but that is as far as it will go.
Do we have a deal>
Apr 27, 2008 7:13:00 PM
only if you insist on killing the greatness of the blog.
i didnt know you cared so little for it. the map is set. YOU didnt play well, and now you must do so. I will give you a bit of a start...
ps, how about you start deflecting all that energy that is heading your way?
Sweet Nic, no Hard feelings? Sorry, I am just a newb scared of getting powned.
You Aztec Gladiators will dominate the Arena!
Alright Nic, so since I am a newb, but you have graciously awarded Roman conquest of the blog, we will do this your way. So, where Shoudl I start, and what are some basic rules we can agree on?
oh... ok...
1)You HAVE to give your opponent a chance, a way to escape, or give them a turn to kill you back.
2)no instant killing. thats just lame and cheating.
3)give as much great info an\s needed. any stuff let out can be fatal!
4)aztecs rule
5)aztecs rule twice
6) aztecs rule thrice!
7)the road made by those big blue stars is basically the only other way to get to the other, you now. the other way is the direct way. no flying between lines!
8) the more owned, the more you are allowed to have.
Okay, so, any reccomneded place to start, or any reccomended course of action, your jellyness?
so lets start!
fine. I retreat and start building my forces. I set up a blockade like this...
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9141/mewining1sc0.jpg
you are the horseheads. start there! and just play! almost anything is valid!
I think I shall!
Romans, Establish fortification and civilization on the habitable bodies of the Horsehead nebula, begin to colinize the nearest bodies. Prepare a fleet to launch towards the nearby Ori system.
Scientists: begin research on antimatter shields and faster than light travel.
well, I enter your citadel system with my tachyon atoms based ships, passing by your defenses, steal your tech, and leave before a hand is lifted. I do have hyper fast processors to downloads quickly...
I find that you antimatter shield is great, and it is standard issue to the lowliest cargo ship. I also build on you design.
Fine, be that way.
I invent time travel and go to the future when we rule the Galaxy, learn all of our great technology, and a nullifier for the antimatter shield, as well as your weakness.
(Ha, like I'm gonna tell you!)
Along with this technology I obtain faster than light travel, as well as a coil which prevents aliens from infiltrating and taking technology.
Establish antimatter shield 2.0 on ori system, as well as the neared 4HD systems.
Chat on google with my old buddy Quetzalcoatl on google to see what is up.
Blogger Lord Jelly said...
BESIDES, remember that every action could changer the worlds history. how do you know our history is the correct one? hmm? maybe in the correct univerese, the 20thousand aztecs actually beat the 200 spanish. possible in EVERY OTHER UNIVERSE. owned.
Apr 27, 2008 6:50:00 PM
you must have gone to one of those remote universes... interesting how luck like you, for now.
I myself start my secret project to make the one and only hypership: a ship made of antimatter and matter so that no one type of weapon can get near me. it also will have tachyon propultion, version 7.0.3
for now I make do with mirror shields to deflect your weak photon attaks, and set up a interstellar network to disable tachyon travel. and a grid of nenotubes that will neutralize all faster than light travel, besides telling mt the location and direction.
Oh, ha, hahahahahaha! A ship made of Antimatter! That is a great idea! Yessserie, it won't blow up instantly once it comes in contact with anything, with enough force to destroy your entire star system!
Duhhhhhhhhhhh!
I develop the ability to jump outside of the unvierse, then back in at any location, with built in no-one-can-copy-this technology.
I abduct your antimatter warship with this teleporting technology, put it in your capitol city, and teleport matter into it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Advance to and secure, the Alniem nebula. Establish full fortifications there.
Send war fleet to kill off any survivors from the destruciton of your home star system.
but how could you get the teleport tech if I locked and sealed the only universe that had it??
and remember, I was DEVELOPING a ship that was mado of antimatter AND matter, with some force to make it all be together. so nothing can seriously harm it, matter or antimatter!
and whats this of getting to my capital??!
1)hidden!
2)the intense radiation of creating planets by the artificial and natural way corrupts teleport drives, making it improbable to go to the desired location!
3)it wasnt made yet. DEVELOPMENT
4)made of antimatter AND matter, with some force to make it all be together. so nothing can seriously harm it, matter or antimatter!
5)remember the sefdestruct, though there was no need to selfdesruct a non exsistant ship.
ok, this is what happened. I bluffed. I let leak out false info on a universe with tele technology, and what you actually have is a intense tachyon drive, that turns you to energy and back. you passed by my nanotube grid and warned me just in time. I set up a fake ship and capital, and the antimatter explosion powered the natural generator I was developing: the black hole creator. with it, Now any trespassers of the nanotube grid get sucked into a black hole which is hyperported to the location, neutralizing the threat.
and no, you cant steal the black hole. I is in a secure dimensional chamber located between the universes, accessible only by hyperporting AND teleporting.
I think you meant the Alnilam star, to your direct right.
So while your forces are separated, I attak your 'warships' with ALL THE FLEETS I OWN. the fleets protecting the Mintaka star road were just decoys. even if you captured all the road, your capital would have fallen!
with my antimatter shields and a few of my beta ships of matter and antimatter clearing the way, I am halfway there before you even log on. I wonder if you'll put the attacking fleets at the Alnilam star back home now? even then, you'll need a interesting strategy to rip my attack apart!
(ps= I know a few ways my fleet could be broken... not telling!!!)
That is the one!
I developed that telepostation device on my own, you cannot claim that it is not what it is, besides, my telporter design is better than that.
Ooooh, this is a sticky situation, but you made one false move, no idiot in their right mind would conectrate all their fleets into one sector to take out a couple of warships sent to kill escape pods.
I shall deploy my new weapon, first, align non lethal stabilization lazers from surrounding battle stations towardsone atom at the center of your fleet. THis atom is forced to completely stop moving, reaching absolute 0, where no energy is present. This creates a chain reaction, all the energy drains out of the surround atoms into this atom, as with the next surrounding layer, this generates a pulse of absolute 0, which hits yoyr ships, at the moment of contact, the force used to seperate the antimatter in your ships from the matter is lost, destroyin ALL OF your fleets. As if this wasn't enough, there is now so much heat concentrated in that one area, that thermonulclear fusion begins, all the gases in the area ignite into a star, so if the absolute 0 didn't destroy the fleet, they are consumed inside the core of a new star.
No more fleets for you!!!!
Fleets move to Alnilam, and begin construction of a major city there, which can suit as a well proteced secondary capitol in the event of an attack on nearby systems.
ok. check! BUT...
I have the hyperporter and now with the study of the antimatter explosion created star, have made a new form of 'porting: paraporting!
and since you insisted on not advancing your advantage by taking over my stars, I use my black hole controller/creator on the new star, and now I have 2 of them defending the perimeters of my land.
ah, and i know that I can only use the black hole creator in the instant of creation, but all has changed! With the paraporting, which is harnessing pools of gravity to one point and suddenly releasing it in complex patterns/algorithms, I i devastate the stars balance, making a hole.
but now you know the location of this hole of mine, or at least the resting positions. it IS inside my dimensional prison, but who knows... I set up a random course patrol of paraporters around the area so that every inch o0f space in a unknown radius is dissected every 2 nanoseconds, and the entrance area is constantly ripped.
oh, and this paraporting and hyperporting technique is so confidential and secret, that the secret lies in the center of my hidden hole. all ships that carry them are in constant porting, so they are never in one location for more that 3 nanoseconds.
hyperporting is so awesome, I wont even tell you its way!
I am building fleets by the rate of 3 billion nanoships every 4 seconds. hurry!
(nanoships are awesome. POWERFUL, and impossible to hit!)
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6196/spacemapuz1.jpg
thats the map as I see it! no clear advantage... yet...
>:)
http://img204.imageshack.us/im
g204/6196/spacemapuz1.jpg
Nic, I cannot see either of those links, they do not exist,
Oh right, I forgot to use my ingenoius solution to the black hole dilemma, I never found that a real threat.
First, I engineer a prose portal, which allows me to enter the fictional world and synthesize things from it. This devise and all documents associated with it are designed to instantly wipe the memory of anyone who is not Loyal to Rome, stun them, and teleport them to my verion of guantanamo bay (in an undiscloded location of course).
I enter the book Ender's Game and synthesize Ender, the greatest general the universe ever knew.
I use my computer experts hack your neno tube netwromk and overload it, ending your information system,s but not before obtaining the location of your hidden hole for a predisposed instant in the future.
At that time, I teleport a neutron star into the black hole, this causes the hole to release so much radiation, becuase it swollowed such a dence chunk of mass, that it destroys your base in the hidden hole, and thus the information on the construction of the black hole generator.
I then synthesize Aornis Hades from the Thursday Next series, and use her mnemnomorphic powers to make you and your scientists forget how to make the machine, or that it ever existed. As well as the knowledge dealing with my previous weapons and attacks.
Begin rapid construction on nano fleet, under the command of Ender, (from a remote and completely unknown to anybody location)to defeat your nano fleet.
Mount a standard size fleet to conquor the Mintaka System,
fiction world is called pretty colors.
portal is called drugs.
You thinking something has been done is melted brain.
the network hacked was you Pokemon diamond for the DS.
your general was Andrew, and you sent him out of his fiction world to conquer the attic from those pesky spiders.
the black hole explosion was you shaking a diet coke and giving it to me.
oh, and there IS a fictional universe, but its basically your imagination. the universes depend solely upon time and actions. no real fiction world. that is a hyper paradox! real fiction?????!!?
I suppose you could map out the dimentions withnyour imagination and use a human maker, but hey...
You are just mad I had an uber idea, and are now straggling to make fun of me for it, fool.
As for the technology itself, as far as YOU know it is drugs I am giving my scientists.
Ender's name is actually Andrew (not Burger), Ender is his nickname.
Stop degrading my ideas because you can't think of a come back.
So, I have a nano fleet led by the smartest General in the real/fictionaly universe, your black hole creator is no more, and your neno tube netwqork has desolved.
If I were like you, I would make another move right now, but sicne you haven't I will give you the curtosy of moving instead of complaining about my good ideas.
P.S. Due to yoyur failure to act, however, the Mintaka system and nearby ones are now under my possession.
so anyway, I easily pown your fleet at the Mintaka star system wiht my anti/matter nanoships, and start moving ahead to conquer the Alnilam.
Apart form being anti/matter, they also have the distinct property that lets them exist on 5 planes of existence at once! while you try shooting at them, they just put most of themselves in any other plane, and with hyperport technology the energy blast travel through the planes and still hit you!!!
as I said, they have hexidimensional self-destruction if their defenses are breached and are in danger of losing their tech! and not even I can stop that.
ps, I now have moved the black hole to a black hole containment area, AFTER it has served me one last purpose in that location: hypercloaking device. now, not only are my nanoships and warships invisible on any plane of sight, they are invisible on all sensors of this and future ways of finding them!
with the Alnilam in my hand, I shall march!
oh, so play rough, eh? so i forgot. I had a usb key on my possesion! and 48573 other clones to tell me... not all of them on the same reality as me...
I send a small stricke team to your fiction portal, and not only destroy all around it, but hack on all connecting networks and put in something I call a '360trojan'.
and all you did was hack my grid. I hack the netrwork that hacked my network, regain possesion of my grid and seamlessly take about 56 billion warships with you powerfull new drive tech on it, teleporting them to your capital to wreak some dollars!
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so anyway, I easily pown your fleet at the Mintaka star system wiht my anti/matter nanoships, and start moving ahead to conquer the Alnilam.
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so yeah, my nanoships pown yours. besides that they have paraporters.
and no, the porters are not connected to networks. and you cant steal any!
ah! ender!!!
ok, so this is my technique:
i HAVE BEANS CAPSULE
he realizes that we are both on the enemy side: i have bean, you tried forcing him to kill bean.
so he forms his own system some place far off, not on the map, and leaves the game for a while, preparing his forces to kill us all... and save his bean.
oh, and bean is locked in place, in a accelerator powered by aqnother black hole, a natural one, placed in my unaccessible prison.
ps, I got bean because I am so awesome, I payed Chuck Norris to get him. and Chuck Norris gets it.
Nic, you just took like 10 turns at once, that is not fair.
I hereby propose a truce under the reasons listed under the other blog. I will possess Alnilam, and that part of the galaxy, and you can have Mintaka.
I will not bother to go through my massive list of objections here, because the future of the blog is at stake, accept my offer, thus saving the blog, or keep taking 10 turns in one and see if I keep playing.
I might have taken ten turns, but did I do anything that 1 turn couldn't have?
1)I did not really press any advantage
2)all I did was answer you completely.
3)its not my fault I never finish my answers before I have to post them!
but I understand.
I shall leave my colonies to develop more techs and a massive fleet of nanoships the size of a solar system.
until I decide we are active again, KILL THE NOT POSTERS!!!!!
Agreed, THe Romans shall rest and fortify alnilam, even though we should own Mintaka, because you can't just say "My fleet wins", because I have Ender. But we will settle that later.
For Now I assume the following:
The Map is as it is (still in dispute, see above)
I still possess the prose portal, which you are unaware of.
Your memory has been wiped by Aornis Hades (not really enforced but still a cool idea).
Even though you should not have Bean, I wil let you because like Xerxes, I am kind.
You have a large Nano fleet assembed on Mintaka, composed of Anti/matter material like that of your larger warships, except that these are hyper dimensional.
I destroyed your black hole thing a long time ago, but we can dispute that later.
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What is our first move to punish the non posters?
wow you guys wrote alot i have alot to catch up on
chickeans will rule the world and i will sh@# my pants if you are still alive whren this happens oldie's
i will join the team witch has the most piza witch is the romans in a roman i guess sorry nick(hahahaha)
sorry i was off line all wekend i forgot to do stufflike homework and sleep and breathing and killing jlittle chipmunks and eati8ng thier brains
and squils fir in that catogory as well
Thank you for joining FFF! Glad to see you chose the right side.
As you can see, we are currently at a cease-fire in order to get the blog working again. THere is about to be a major battle between the two factions, and the winner will possess both the alnilnam and Mintaka star systems.
Read through what we have so far, and formulate some ideas on how to win this battle. I will idsucss this with you tomorrow.
Thanks Again!
Welcome my funny fat friend, I shall allow you to choose a Roman nomen, or I can choose one for you if your creativity is lacking.
i like pluto it was my name for lastin for 3 years in a row!!
pluyto sys hi
Rise then, Pluto, rise and togehter we shall rule the Galaxy! (Darth Vader sound effects)
It would be awesome to talk in latin here because Nic could not understand but I am sure you would consider that extra homework, which I have no intention of doing, so we can talk in English in the real world.
look, I doubt they had pizza in their time!
besides, I am in mor cntroll of the map.
1)nanoships are hyperdimensinal
2)antimatter, matter composition
3)paraporting and hyperporting are mine and only mine.
4)I have recently discovered hypercloaking.
5)I have bean
6)Ender is actuall y gone, preparing himself to kill us both. when we play again, he will cme as... the federation.
7)Aztecs practice human sacrifice! (click on the picture under the word aztecs on the post itself!!!)
8)I have more star systems than PJ, and 2/3 of the main stars.
9)#7 ate #9. Aztecs are tough!
10)and If you wont join me, how aboyut you controll the last faction: the federation! you can really call it all you want, but since you are really a newbe o factions post, having Ender is a good ida. or I will destroy you. or PJ will.
and we kill chickens too.
YIOUR klink is a salad!!!!!!!!1
join me, and have siome GOOD pizza...
besieds, I know EXACTLY how much you like cheese! I once put so much cheese in my chili, I was kneadable like dough!!
I was floding the chili in half over and iover againg all dinner... soooooooo cheeseeeeeeeyyyy......
ps, to see my piza, click on the name NICtheAZTEC of above!
Grow up Nic, you still have no real reason to control Mintaka, you can't just say "my fleet is bigger and better".
THere are 5 major star systems we are dealing with here, I control 2 (should be 3) and you control 3 (should be 2).
To settle this, I challange you to a game of chess. Mintaka is rightfully mine, I got there first, and you gave no real reason for your conquest. I had established full fortifications.
P.S, the Aztecs did not have pizza, or cheese, or anything remotely as tasty. The Romans loved salty foods.
excuse me, but I had full control of Mintaka before you even started deciding to play fairly. heck, I was already advancing to Alnilam!
besides, I dislike chess, and will really only play it every so often.
and yes, my army is better.
1)mine have near immunity to antimatter, which yours doesn't. and thats the strongest weapon available!
2)my porters (hyper and para) make it easy to get in range for the nanosecond for me to fire, then go out of range again.
3)paraporter bends and accumulates pools of gravity, and will use it all to rip away your protons or electrons, or simply crush you all.
4)we are awesome! just look at the comic on the post itself! besides, we became that advanced soooooo long ago, we MUST be better than you!
and ender had left to make his own faction, remember?
(I say that for the 4'th time...)
You cannot declare that Ender has left! In fact, you have no way of capturing Bean.
I will let you have one of the things which you don't rightfully have, Bean or Mintaka. Choose.
On a side note, the Romans ALWAYS WIN, they were also hyper-advanced, in fact, the Romans should always have a higher level of technology than the Aztecs, who were insolent stone builders.
then ender is unrightfull. if he can never lose, then he is unfair.
THAT is why he must be a seperate faction.
besides, mintaka, is MINE. I have the better tech and everything! you cant just ignorte that!
AND... it had previously been mine, so I had turrets and defenses and the such!!!
higher tech levels than us??
then why not even TRY to develop them?>????
ps, time differences! AND you had all that influence from higher cultures. I think its just that you have a unfair advantage that romans were better.
Ugh, fine Nic, Ender can be a seperate faction and you can hold Mintaka for now. (it will be mine after the next turn)
Ha you admitted it! THe Romans are better! THe Romans are better! Na na na na na! The Romans are better!
YOu know what Nic, I am sick of this being an immautre rivalry, Plus I like the idea of usigng this blog to train for your playing WoD (World of Darkness), so shall I take my turn and let us carry out our battle?
thought you saud we shouold stop for a whle and make the blog more interesting?
ps, like I said, you do have unfair advantages that we have no control of. but we remain mysterious, how do we know that we don't hide a incredibly powerful secret...?
Yes, but it seems we are accomplishing nothing, I say we finish the game, and then we can move on from this nonsence.
Shall I?
Well Aztecs, if the world ends in 2012, I will be impressed. As for anything else, yor influence is dead, your mysteries are long forgotten, the Roman Legacy however, has been imortailized.
Immortalized, yet they changed, and were not original. At all.
They became INCREDIBLY corrupted and all that! And you were just blood suckers for influence!
but lets end this... until we feel like it.
any posts after this shall be erased. this post IS CLOSED.
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