and I hereby declare a state of chaotic emergency. We all need to have random, crazy, digestive, sexy, all over-it names, that will make absolutely less sense than a penguin in the sahara. or a polar bear in the jungles. although... that DID happen in Lost...*gulp*
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I can't change my name because it is my universal blogger profile, and I use this for class blogs, some of which are monitered by teachers.
I can however, summon the great beast, the antichrist destined to destroy the earth, he goes by many names, but we call him, crazyjuiceinmymouth24!
That is, if you make an administrator, I can't invite people otherwise.
Or I will sell you his contact information for...100 BILLION DOLLARS!
hmm, you can contact him. and I will try administrating you. just give me the secret to making sure he cant nuke tha blog, and a oath of his to not do anything like it.
ill write a legal contract!
but WHAT ABOUT THE DOG???
THIS CANNOT BE EXPLAINED BY ANY LAW OF BIOLOGY!
But it can be explained by the laws of the people's republic of the Congo...
There it is illegal to sic dogs on mailmen, those filthy tresspassers killing trees and shoving their dead body parts into government-mandated boxes. Thus, breeders developed dogs who could shoot blood from it's eyes, but this one was caught red eye. So I tried to save its life by giving it a virus which converts foreign biotic matter into energy, thus releasing it in the form of a "laser", which I will use to hold the world randsom for....
Cliff hanger! Haha! Now you will all suffer trying to guess what the randsom would be! Muhuhahahahaha!
a cookie. made of cookies. made of cookies. made of eeeeviiiil.
:)
hahahaha
maby its a evil cookcie that will taake over the world... or eat fig
I like cookies. and figs. and fags. o_o
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